Man Capris?

A couple of weeks ago Kathy and I were sitting outside the men's dressing room at JC Penney while Mark tried on pants.  We were taking about how guys can't wear shorts for 'business casual'.  I commented that girls have a lot more options, because they can wear pants, skirts, dresses, or dressy capris.  Kathy then decided that it was more appropriate for girls to show their legs, because they're not hairy.  We then joked that they don't make capris for guys, but some guys wear their shorts so baggy and low that they kinda become capris.  Right at that moment we looked to the left, and lo and behold, there was a guy wearing super baggy shorts that hit halfway down his calf.  We looked at each other and busted up laughing.  It was a great moment. 

While in Park City I made a strange discovery - they make guy capris! No joke! We walked into the Calvin Klein store, and there they were! Actual capris for men. Who'd have ever guessed?  I certainly don't know any guys that would ever be caught wearing them.

Don't they seem super feminine to you? And I'm pretty sure I have bigger calves than this guy.